In a playful and excited manner, here’s the rewritten content:
Interviewer: So, do you guys still have stuff going on outside of the band?
Jay: Oh, absolutely! When I’m not rocking out with the band, I’m all about my wife and two awesome sons. I mean, I’m with them for four months out of the year, so gotta make the most of it, you know?
Interviewer: That’s great! And what about Greg?
Jay: Oh man, Greg is a total brainiac. He got his PhD and now he’s in this crazy limbo-land of figuring out what to do with it. Who knows what his plans are right now?
Interviewer: Interesting. And what’s Brian up to?
Jay: Brian is killing it in the production game. He’s got his own little crew going on in DC, working with some awesome bands. He’s got a whole team behind him, and I’m loving it.
Interviewer: Nice! And what about Hetson?
Jay: Hetson is a busy guy too. He’s rocking out with the Circle Jerks and also doing Punk Rock Karaoke. That dude knows how to keep the party going.
Interviewer: And what’s Brett’s side project?
Jay: (laughs) Oh, Brett? Yeah, he’s got Epitaph. Just a little side project, you know? We all gotta have something outside of the band. Keeps things interesting.
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