Hetson: “Oh my gosh, you guys! In the U.S.A., people are soooo lazy! They don’t even bother to participate or vote, and they really should, like seriously!”
Jay: “Guys, guys, listen up! What I’ve been seeing around me is absolutely terrifying. The L.A. riots are proof that people are super upset… It’s like we’re living in a state of constant paranoia, it’s crazy!”
Greg: “You won’t believe what’s been happening in the US lately, like seriously! All the money is going to the super rich, leaving the inner city and working-class folks with nothing. It’s all being sent to other countries for cheap labor, and because of that, there are sooo many unhappy people in the inner cities and working class who are being completely ignored. No wonder there’s so much chaos, it’s been all over the news, especially with the L.A. riots!”
Hetson: “Guys, it’s like there’s only rich and poor now, there’s no middle ground anymore. The middle class is suffering because social programs have been cut, and the poor are just getting poorer.”
Brett (interrupting the hockey talk with some serious issues): “Guys, we need to talk about some real problems here in the U.S. We don’t even have national health insurance, and our foreign policy is controlled by the super rich 1%. The kids in the inner city can’t even get a decent education, and we’re dropping bombs on Guatemala! It’s just one thing after another. And you know what? I don’t give a damn about baseball cards, and guess what? George Bush doesn’t either!”
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